Tuesday, August 16, 2016

Hoe Kee Chicken Rice

Hi, call me Balley. I'm made to go with the chicken you see after this picture. I'm not like your normal rice, imagine having sticky rice. Yes that's me - STICKY RICE BALLZ.

Yo, call me Chicken. Tasteless Chicken. I'm not even sure if I'm a chicken because I do not taste like a chicken, according to the humans. I wanted to grow normally but they injected me with some crap and I grew so big suddenly. I have not even get to kiss my hen and they slaughtered me for human's needs already. Perhaps that is why I have no chicken taste. I'VE NEVER KISSED A HEN. :-(

Dear Audience, please call me an Asam fish that had been left out there for a long time after steaming me. Also, because I'm so unfresh, you'll throw up the moment you eat me. I swear this is the revenge for cooking me.

Jokes aside, their rice balls are pretty OK. However the chicken is the lousiest grade ones, tasteless and just nothing like the chicken we get in KL. I'm not even sure why is there a long queue. 

I wouldn't recommend to join the crazy hype for chicken rice balls. Klang Valley has way better chicken rice... But I have to admit, their rice balls is something unique you can't really get in Klang Valley. Sorry to the friend who brought me there, thank you for lunch! No intention to sound so ungrateful, after all it's your presence that counts, not the chicken! I just can't understand the hype for it as it's really not that great - it works well for just very, very average chicken rice.

Hoe Kee Chicken Rice  
468, Jalan Hang Jebat
75200 Melaka

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